In the beginning, God created Captain Rescue. It wasn’t His best move. But despite Captain Rescue’s inadequacies, he somehow succeeds in being a hero. At least in his city’s eyes, and his own. Especially his own.
Others might beg to differ. Notably, Dr. Malevolent. But what do super-villains know? Not much according to Captain Rescue, who has repeatedly put her behind bars. Again and again. Over and over. That’s just one of the things that make Captain Rescue special.
It’s a vicious cycle.
But perhaps things will change for our hero.
Only time will tell.
Dun dun dun.